Is a little elegance too much to ask? Probably. If you're looking for inspiration or enlightenment, you've come to the wrong place. All entries are intended for entertainment purposes only, and should not be taken internally. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: nausea, dizziness, bloodshot eyes, split-ends, the heebie jeebies, and fleas. Additionally, I don't want a great big following. I loathe crowds and would prefer to keep the riff-raff out of this mix.